GPOYW - Confession Time- edition.  In my post about my jewelry yesterday, almost every comment had to do with the super awesome green shag carpeting.  Sweet, except I do not have super awesome green shag carpeting.  I have super awesome beige shag carpeting.  Sometimes when I want to look all artsy and cool, I take pictures with the sweet apps on my phone camera that put different filters on it so as to make me look like I’m in a some weird perfume ad, and the “toy camera emulator” filter makes everything green-ish.  So in the spirit of full disclosure, here are a few other ways I am tricking you in into thinking I am awesome in this photograph:

• Not a single strand of my hair is my natural color.  


• My killer eyelashes are thanks to Maybelline.


• I am not transparent because of Bare Minerals bronzer.


• That Sebastian beanie doll cannot fly.  I’m really holding him up in the air.

Whew.  I feel a little better.