Yours truly was asked to be in a 7th grade career fair! But I forgot to ask them - what job exactly did they have in mind for me to represent??? It was by an old orchestra teaching collegue so I assume it has something to do with music, but what? I came up with a few jobs I have that they might ask me to represent:
Freelance musician - plays occasional weddings and parties, standing like a statue in the corner playing Haydn and pop tunes.
Member of a band - playing pubs, festivals and other odd, odd venues.
Private violin teacher - teaching young’ns in my basement. Which means I have to keep it kind of clean. Gah.
The World’s Worst Housekeeper - self-explainatory. Especially if you’ve ever been a roomate or visited me.
Wife - to the strangest guy ever. I’m actually pretty good at that.
Mom - I could break this into a few different things, but I have no idea what they are. I touch nasty things, discipline, pretend to be cheery in the face of earth-shattering tantrums, try to impart a tiny part of good sense and religion and keep public nuisance to a minimum.
Man, I’m gonna be a HIT. Poor, poor future generation.
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