OH. MY. HECK.

You know how some kids stick their thumb in their mouth for comfort?

MINE STICKS HIS IN HIS NOSE.

Just to have it in there.  He does it if he’s crying and needs to calm down.  He does it when he’s in the mood to be funny.  He does it when his hand is bored and his finger wants to go for a little trip.

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE DISGUSTING TO ME THAN NOSE PICKING.  I AM USING CAPS BECAUSE I AM INDEED SHOUTING.  I SCREAM, I TRY TO IGNORE IT, THERE IS NO STOPPING HIM.  I AM TRYING TO KEEP FROM VOMITING ALL. THE. TIME.

Help.