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I just put on some pre-baby jeans and there was ... drumroll please....

No muffin top!!!

I had two cups of ice cream for dinner last night. Healthy eating is laaaaame. I am the champion, my frieeeennndsss and I will keep eating and not exercising till the eeeeeennndd!!

PS I mean no disrespect to those of you who do eat right and exercise. I'm too lazy to do so and you are in fact, better humans than me. I'm not going to cry about that though because I had no muffin top today!!! Woohoo!!

Comments

Jane said…
To what do you owe this glorious achievement?
Who would you like to thank?
What are you going to do next?!

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