Arrrrrrrrgggghhhh! Okay, TOMORROW you get a real entry. The weekends are tough for this. For now, be content with this awkward selfie of me with the husband while he makes up one of those "Things You Don't Know About Me" lists. My favorites: 17. Tissues are named after me, 2. I co-invented Wonk-Metal, and 11. I married the most beautiful woman on earth. 2 of those are true, bytheby. You guess which!