Friday, November 22, 2013


I want to share something uplifting, not annoying and definitely not whiny.  But you all know there has been sickness in the house and the majority has been by tiny people under my care and that is a loving, selfless act that is also full of moments where I pray for the 2nd Coming to hasten and take me out of my misery.  I don't want to dwell though - so I'll just get all of that out of the way in one run-on paragraph.:

The Dude is trying to kill Thing 3 because he hates him but Thing 3 is trying to kill himself because he hates me okay he doesn't hate me he's just being a 8 month old whose hobbies include climbing up stairs and falling down stairs and eating power cords and also trying to destroy everything his older brother holds dear but let's not feel too much pity for The Dude because that punk has decided he hates going to school not being in school mind you just the part where I take him and he cries the whole way there then stops when I leave and has a marvelous time  and today he went so far to cry so hard in the hallway outside his classroom that he got a bloody nose all over the floor while a pack of kindergartners were trying to pass.

Whew!  Of course now I have nothing to say...  I'll let Cake Wrecks do it for me.

1 comment:

Jane said...

So..the kids are normal. How are you? Do you feel better?
(Did I get all the incorrect items right on FB?)

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