The Dude is trying to kill Thing 3 because he hates him but Thing 3 is trying to kill himself because he hates me okay he doesn't hate me he's just being a 8 month old whose hobbies include climbing up stairs and falling down stairs and eating power cords and also trying to destroy everything his older brother holds dear but let's not feel too much pity for The Dude because that punk has decided he hates going to school not being in school mind you just the part where I take him and he cries the whole way there then stops when I leave and has a marvelous time and today he went so far to cry so hard in the hallway outside his classroom that he got a bloody nose all over the floor while a pack of kindergartners were trying to pass.
Whew! Of course now I have nothing to say... I'll let Cake Wrecks do it for me.
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So..the kids are normal. How are you? Do you feel better?
(Did I get all the incorrect items right on FB?)
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