another meme, wooot.

Tagged from LittleMiss - 7 stupid things about moi!

1.  I am afraid of the dark - especially basements.  It terrifies me to even walk past a dark doorway to a basement.

2.  I can’t do scary movies or any violent movies.  The last Star Wars was so over the top for me, I had to put my head in SexyHusband’s lap in the theatre for the last 30 minutes because it made me physically sick.

3.  I am TERRIFIED of bugs.  I love the idea of being in nature, but I just can’t get out and do it because there are bugs there.  I can’t even kill them because if I get anywhere near them, I get vivid visuals of them crawling all over me and I FLIP. OUT.  And then run away, screaming. 

4.  Animals scare me.  Dogs, cats, cows, birds, and ESPECIALLY chipmunks.  One was in my basement the other day while I was teaching a lesson, and my 6 year old student and her mother had to chase it out the door while I stood on the stairs and screamed my head off on the phone to SexyHusband - who unbeknownst to me, had put me on speakerphone so everyone at his office could laugh at me.  True story.

5.  Performing on stage also terrifies me. I like to pretend that I’m awesome, but it’s quite another thing to have to prove it.  It’s like letting everyone see you naked. No push-up bras, no panties to hide your sqiushy bum.  That I actually do it is actually a testament to my other fear - I’m more afraid of what would would happen if I didn’t get up there and play.

6.  I remember every stupid thing I have ever said.  I amaze myself with how much of a moron I can be.

7.  Shirts that button up make me flip out and feel 84 years old.

TAG!  Um… Jane, Mary, Elizabeth, Annie, hrm…. lesse, we’ve all done this meme a million times anyway, so if you CAN think of 7 more weird things, then more power to you.  What am I saying - you’re my friends, so of COURSE you all have more weird things to list:)