thoughts going on in my head while at the dentist today

Oh man, this is awesome.  I just lay here and listen to my iPod?  I could get used to this.

Sweet, the gas!  I feel nice and relaxed.

Sooooo relaaaaxed.  I think I understand why people do drugs.  Wouldn’t it nice to be this relaxed??  I can’t think of anything.  Just chillin’… relaxin’….

WOW.  I REALLY understand drug addicts.  This is AWESOME.  SO RELAXED.

so.    relaxed.

I want to be on drugs every day.

every day.

dayyyy is a funny word.  DAY. daydaydaydaydaydayyyyeeeeeee.

boop.  heehee.  boooooop.  beeee beeeee booooop.  heeheee.

um.

um.

ouch.  so relaxed.  except…. tummy.

tummy.  ouch.  tummy bad.

too relaxed to tell dentist I feel like throwing up.

Too.  Relaxed. 

Maybe I shouldn’t do drugs?

Dude, it’s a good thing I’m Mormon.

Okay, I really have to tell the dentist I’m this nauseous.

Can’t…. too relaxed… must try….

“…..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*time elapsed - 20 minutes while I sit up and try not to barf.  Nice dentist sits there and pats my back until I can say “veeeoooobetter nowbaaahh.”*

Maybe I shouldn’t be a drug addict anymore.