Looking in the mirror this morning, I whined this to the husband: “Okay, I know without a doubt that I’m not pregnant - but why am I getting acne and having trouble sleeping? I know I’m not pregnant because I’ve been eating a ton of chocolate lately and haven’t been getting heartburn, so why the zits and insomnia??”
And then it occurred to me that a side effect from excessive chocolate consumption could possibly be acne and difficulty sleeping. Curses. I still have half a bag of fancy dark chocolate from my birthday that I have every intention of snarfing down, regardless. I can sleep next week.