Scene: At the table as a family for dinner. The wife is gushing about the upcoming trip to the Big City.
Wife: We only have a few weeks to plan - we have to get every single thing perfect!!
Wife: Are you kidding me?? A vacation? Without children? To NEW YORK?? This is a once in a lifetime thing!!
Husband: No, it’s not. We’ll do crazy stuff again.
Wife: Okay, true, but this is a still HUGE and we have to plan every second exactly right. We have to get the most out of every moment and see everything and do everything and…
Husband, interrupting: I don’t know what you are planning to see, but I’m mostly going for the shopping and food.
She melts into a puddle on the floor as she realizes she is married to the most perfect man on earth.