YOU GUYS. I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING MAJOR. IF YOU WANT TO UP THE SELF-PITY FACTOR OF ANY SITUATION, ALL YOU HAVE TO ADD IS "AND I'M NINE MONTHS PREGNANT."
For example: "Everyone in the house but me has a bionic cough and is miserably sick. It's a virus so there is no medication the doctors will give them, despite the fact that no one has slept in 4 days due to the constant coughing, and also because it is a virus, it could go on for months if we aren't lucky. AND I'M NINE MONTHS PREGNANT."
SEE? IT IS NOW ALL ABOUT ME! WOOHOO!!!!