YOU GUYS. I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING MAJOR. IF YOU WANT TO UP THE SELF-PITY FACTOR OF ANY SITUATION, ALL YOU HAVE TO ADD IS "AND I'M NINE MONTHS PREGNANT."
For example: "Everyone in the house but me has a bionic cough and is miserably sick. It's a virus so there is no medication the doctors will give them, despite the fact that no one has slept in 4 days due to the constant coughing, and also because it is a virus, it could go on for months if we aren't lucky. AND I'M NINE MONTHS PREGNANT."
SEE? IT IS NOW ALL ABOUT ME! WOOHOO!!!!
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HAHAHA -- so true! Instant sympathy. (Which should tell you that you are also *deserving* of that instant sympathy... because everything is SO much harder when you're growing a human...:).
This will go on my "Pros" list.
Your doctors are totally lying. They can give you things for the symptoms if not the actual virus.
Tell me the needs and I will send you some fixers.
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