Thing 3 is actually sick, but I have have the almost sick, which might be worse. This sore throat that I barely have under control and the lack of energy and baaalllaaahhhh. I'm working with Sudafed and telling myself that I am not allowed to be sick. Kind of like this one time when the Chris dude from Parks and Rec tried to talk himself out of the stomach flu:
That's all I have today. The actually sick human needs me.