The husband has returned! He was working in Wisconsin this week but it was totally fine because then he came home with fresh squeaky cheese curds! And I only ate half a pound and saved some for the rest of the family. (Okay,  that's a low estimate - but for me,  it is some impressive and not typical self control.)

And now,  because it is late,  I'm going to waste some space and do an entire paragraph using the prediction words from my phone - starting with the word "bacon."  Let's see what happens!

Bacon and eggs and I will be able to get a chance to win the game. I am a beautiful person who is the best of luck to you. By the way to get a chance to win the game is a good time to time and money to buy a new phone.

DUDE. That was... Eery. Also,  I don't know if that's how you sleek eery but my omniscient phone okayed it so I'm running with it.

I am starting to understand why people have nannies. People who aren't rich and busy - just regular folks. I can manage the child-rearing,  mostly,  and even though the house is a disaster,  you can still make it through the house without twisting your ankle (a low bar,  but still.)  No,  I mean,  just staying with the kids if I have appointments or meetings or errands. I love them,  but they are just so not portable right now,  and all 3 of them are a menace in any checkout line. The boys want to touch All The Things and the girl wants to deep philosophical questions that I can't even begin to process because I'm wrestling the toddler back into the cart back while wrestling All The Things from his hands. And let's not even get started on the scene we make in the Library.  Terrifying stuff.

I just need someone there to fill the legal requirement of adulting.   Just a warm body that would make flying to the moon in the future more convenient. A warm body who would make it possible to go on a date more than once in the months...

Annnndddd.. I'm falling asleep. Fgkmgfssxcccc