3 year old Captain Obvious
Scene: our living room, winding down for the night. America’s Got Talent is playing in the background. The MC announces that Train will perform “Soul Sister” next, and since it makes WonderGirl dance like a madwoman, we let it play on. Then, oh the humanity. Where is Autotune when you need it??? WG doesn’t notice, and twirls away.
Me to Husband: I want to like this - but he’s so flat.
WG, indignant: He’s not flat! He has BONES!!